Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy and according to a source close to the mens' magazine, she will be showing her "boobs, ass, and vag." Now we can finally solve the mystery of "Is Lindsay a fire crotch?" I don't know why Playboy chose Lindsay Lohan to pose for the magazine. Lindsay Lohan isn't someone I find masturbation-worthy. What the fuck are all the men going to do when they buy the issue? Play dot-to-dot on Lindsay's face? The worst part about this story is that sister, Ali Lohan, and mother, Dina Lohan, were there to accompany fire crotch at the photo shoot. Some people invite their families to watch them act or sing. The Lohan's invite each other to watch them get naked. This is borderline creepy. We've all seen that photo of Lindsay and Dina making out. I can only imagine what thoughts were running through Dina's head as soon Lindsay got naked. One thing's for sure: Dina's going to enter the bathroom with a copy and come out smoking a cigarette.
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