Oct 2, 2011

XXL Smarty Pants: Fat Women Are Smarter And Make Smarter Babies

Evolution and Human Behavior published a study that concluded that heavier women with more fat in their lower body have higher neurological function. The scientists measured a group of women's waist-to-hip ratios and correlated them with their cognitive function and found that the lower the ratio, the more the intelligence. I don't exactly know how they did everything, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this report is inaccurate. According to this, Jessica Simpson is one of the most intelligent celebrities in Hollywood. This doesn't explain why so many skinny Asians are good at math nor does it explain why there are so little fat black asses at my school.

Photo: Apocalypzia

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