Oct 13, 2011

Lindsay-B-Gone: Lindsay Turned Away From The Women's Center

For those of you who like Lindsay Lohan, you might not want to read this because I have two stories about her that I need to share. First off, she's been allegedly rejected by The LA Women's Center as a channel to get her community service out of the way. According to TMZ, the red head gone blonde violated the rules by not missing 9 scheduled visits and would often leave after working her first hour. Her rep says, "Lindsay is now serving her community service at the Red Cross, and we're not providing any comment beyond that." I'm assuming that's because she probably got fired from the Women's Center in LA. I don't know why the rep couldn't just tell us that she got fired, as if that is something out of the ordinary for her. I don't think she should be working for the American Red Cross though. They're responsible for handling emergency situations and collecting lifesaving blood. The only person I can see her giving CPR to is a woman on a cigarette billboard.


The second story is about how Lindsay's been getting more negative attention from a recent picture taken of her on the red carpet in LA. If you look at the picture that People posted, you can see that her teeth are yellowing with a bit of red nail polish. It looks like the teeth match the carpet and the drapes. The story gets better when they get a comment from her rep. He says, "Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers. She's been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She's a beautiful and glamorous actress." Tom fuckin Cruise was on the cover of Vanity Fair and all he had to do was have a baby. If he can make the cover with wife Katie Holmes, then anybody with a vagina can. 

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