Two men in Sweden are being charged with several offenses after police caught them by extracting DNA from the feces they left on the scene of the crime. Aw shit! I'm guessing the thought of robbing someone's home was scaring the crap out of them. The pair broke into a farmer's home, tied him and stole his car, some tools, and $1500 worth of kronor, which is Swedish currency. The farmer was apparently a strawberry farmer, but thanks to the caca now he's a strawberry fondue farmer. I hope they didn't try to use the money as toilet paper. It's very unsanitary. The number one thing they did wrong actually happened to be number two.
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