A woman is being charged with a misdemeanor count of domestic battery after she threw a series of cupcakes at her husband late Saturday night in Cook County, Illinois. Maybe if they lived in Bake County they would have actually ate their cupcakes instead of throwing them at each other. Police received a call from the husband and when they arrived, they found the man covered in crumbs and frosting. This is like Mariah Carey's biggest fantasy. The officers said the wife was verbally abusive towards the office and the husband told them he was fearing for his safety. Why the fuck would he fear for his safety from cupcakes? Like he's afraid of calories or something. Who is this guy? Kate Moss?
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