The Sarasota County Sherriff's Office has custody of a lego man weighing one hundred pounds and sizing around eight feet tall. This seems like a very unhealthy man according to the BMI chart. Jeff Hindman was walking along Siesta Key Beach just before dawn when he spotted the figure and dragged it to shore. The phrase on the figures shirt reads, "No real than you are" and will be given to Hindman unless someone claims the lego man before 90 days. A spokewoman for legoland says the piece is counterfeit and was not authorized to be made by Legoland or its parent company, Merlin Entertainments Group. Hindman says if he gets to keep the piece he is going to sell it on eBay. This isn't the first lego man that's been washed ashore either. In 2007 one washed up a beach in Holland and in 2008 another one washed up in England. The only person left to ask around for answers are those pirate legos. God, those pirate legos were so annoying. The only thing worse than being a pirate as a lego is being a pirate on that stupid Johnny Depp movie.
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New York Post
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