A man in Canada is under arrest for intruding someone's home, playing the piano, and using a skateboard just outside the house. One of the residents was upstairs at the time and she suddenly heard the piano playing. She went downstairs to see the inebriated intruder playing the instrument and when he saw her he began making racial epithets at her. Police soonafter arrived and arrested him on the spot. I think the only person to blame here is Canada. Now you know why we lock our doors.
A couple in North Carolina who met at a Wal-Mart decided it was a good idea to have their wedding at the store in the layaway section. I guess it makes sense to have the altar there since that was probably also on layaway. The groom says they met when the bride was a cashier at the same Wal-Mart and he repeatedly went to the store to see her. I don't know about you guys but I'm starting to have a little trouble knowing where romantic ends and creepy begins. Where did they have their honeymoon? The parking lot?
A man in Florida was taken to a hospital after he ingested a liquid that he claimed to be poison. He drank the alleged poison because the jury found him guilty for bringing a gun into a courthouse and attempting to kill himself. He tried to kill himself with the gun because he wasn't happy with a previous child support case. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that he attempted to kill himself because he didn't want custody of his kids. Florida needs to step up their game. Why is a man going into a courthouse with something lethal for the second time? Obviously security isn't doing their job. If he really wanted to kill himself, I think he should attend his next court date with something that will actually kill him. Like a bath.
A couple in North Carolina who met at a Wal-Mart decided it was a good idea to have their wedding at the store in the layaway section. I guess it makes sense to have the altar there since that was probably also on layaway. The groom says they met when the bride was a cashier at the same Wal-Mart and he repeatedly went to the store to see her. I don't know about you guys but I'm starting to have a little trouble knowing where romantic ends and creepy begins. Where did they have their honeymoon? The parking lot?
A man in Florida was taken to a hospital after he ingested a liquid that he claimed to be poison. He drank the alleged poison because the jury found him guilty for bringing a gun into a courthouse and attempting to kill himself. He tried to kill himself with the gun because he wasn't happy with a previous child support case. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that he attempted to kill himself because he didn't want custody of his kids. Florida needs to step up their game. Why is a man going into a courthouse with something lethal for the second time? Obviously security isn't doing their job. If he really wanted to kill himself, I think he should attend his next court date with something that will actually kill him. Like a bath.
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