Drinking For Two: Snooki Is About Three Months Pregnant

According to multiple media outlets, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is three months pregnant with Jionni Lavalle's kid. I hope that baby likes Margaritas. Snooki said that she didn't want to announce her pregnancy until she was three months pregnant because she didn't want to jinx anything. Why the hell would she wait three months? It's called a pregnancy test. Either way, Mtv is allegedly going through a crisis because Snooki and her costar JWoww were supposed to have a spinoff show. Jwoww told Us Weekly that the spinoff was supposed to show a different side of the two party girls. She says, "We want it to be different than Jersey Shore, so it's not always going to be at the club, drinking and partying. You guys know we can drink, you know we can party." And Snooki said about the reality show, "You've only seen the party side of us. You haven't seen this side of us, which is sober and normal." Uum.. Yes, I have. All they do is go tanning. But I don't see why MTV is throwing such a hissyfitt about Snooki getting pregnant. They can just make another show called Sunburned and Pregnant.

Source: The Province
Photo: The Washington Post