We've all seen him wave around that stupid little branch that magically emits fire and harnesses electricity. Now we get to see him as a mature young adult outside of Harry Potter movies and inside a new thriller called Woman In Black. Yes, boys and girls, I'm talking about Daniel Radcliffe. According to the Daily Mirror, Radcliffe confesses to having one-night stands with Harry Potter groupies. He says, "I was always very nervous about the groupie thing. I like to like somebody before I sleep with them. You know, you’re going to have to talk to them afterwards, even if it is a one-night stand." That's stupid. I've had my fair share of one-night stands and I've never had to talk to some of them if I didn't want to, but that's probably because my hands can't talk. Radcliffe continues to talk about how he always knew the person he would hook up with outside from having a few drinks. This is usually the part where I commend my subject for drinking, but unfortunately Radcliffe no longer suffers from alcoholism like I do. And because of this, I cannot be friends with him or his uncircumcised penis.
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