I have just found out about the best invention since grilled cheese sandwiches: Devotion Vodka. It's a type of vodka that contains a clear protein called Casein. Why the fuck hasn't anyone thought of this before? Alcohol is known to be a major degradation of muscle build-up, but now with devotion you can still build muscle and drink alcohol. However, you must be on some sort of weight training program. If you drink this and you're not really looking to build muscle you'll end up like Regina George when she found out about those Creatin Bars. And who better to promote the product then Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. I just wanna be in a room alone with him and a bottle of whip cream... and I don't even like whip cream...
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