Apr 4, 2012

Flappin' Gums: Lady Tries To Hide Drugs In Her Dentures

Theres DeMarco of Florida is under arrest for possession of a controlled substance and tampering with evidence after a cop found her trying to hide drugs in her dentures. She was originally pulled over for having a loud muffler for which she received a written warning. According to the office, DeMarco and her passenger, Mary E. Winchell, seemed very nervous so he decided to search the car. I'm sure they weren't nervous, but just high on crack. While the officer was searching the car, DeMarco kept walking away from the car to throw crack in the grass and wedge other drugs inside her dentures. Finally, the officer found a pain killer pill in the passenger's seat and arrested Winchell on the spot. Being the good friend that she is, Winchell then decided to tell the officer that DeMarco was throwing crack away in the grass and hiding drugs in her fake teeth. DeMarco was then confronted by the officer so she decided to swallow the pills she had in her mouth. I like the way this woman thinks. She's basically saying if I'm going to jail, I might as well have a damn good time getting there. However, she is 56, so I'm sure swallowing pills is how she lost her teeth in the first place.

Source: Bradenton
Photo: NLM-NIH

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