Leave Me A-Lohan: Michael Lohan Wants to Get Drunk To See Lindsay

I don't know what it is about the Lohans being in the news all the time, but for some reason I can't get away from them. It's always Lindsay doing this and snorting that, but when she's behaving herself like a good little redhead, her father, Michael Lohan always has to come out of his commando cage and get the attention. When he's not doing anything, then we can all depend on Lindsay's mother, Dina Lohan, to talk shit about Michael or get kicked out of ice cream parlors. Either way, by the laws of physics, for every Lohan that is in hiding, there is an equal and stupider Lohan in the tabloids.

Lindsay has been in a rehab clinic in some town in California for a bit and Michael has been trying to visit her. He went to visit her last Thursday but was rejected by security after they told him visiting hours were over. Then, he went another time asking if he was on some sort of blacklist, which he wasn't, and asked to be apart of the family counseling that Lindsay has to participate in. Now, he's claiming he's going to make one more visit and if Lindsay refused to see him, he's going to deliberately get drunk and request admission into the same clinic as her. Talk about a bright idea. What a sacrifice it must be to become drunk again. I don't understand where he's getting these ideas. I don't think he understands that nobody, including Lindsay, really wants to see his face. Including rehab clinics.

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