So apparently there was an idiot who climbed a few fences to get to Sylvester Stallone's house to show the celebrity his martial arts moves. Talk about ambitious. The guy in question, Damon T. Dana, says he even knocked out a pit bull with a left hook. I don't know if he did that or not, but if he did, he sounds like a problem. I'm sure PETA is pissed. Dana says he moved from Germany to L.A. and trespassed Stallone's property so he can personally prove to the star that he can be an action star, too. I say give it to him. Stallone looks like the type a guy who has a mine field as a front yard and a tracking device in all of his kids rectums. At least he saved himself the embarrassment of auditioning for America's Got Talent. The best part is that when Dana finally made it to Stallone's front yard he spent hours exercising and practicing his martial arts moves until police arrested him. This guy obviously has way too much energy. He may have some substances that I could buy from him.
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