Pop N Stop: Man Sues Movie Theater For Overpriced Popcorn

Justin Thompson of Michigan is suing an AMC movie theater for making their prices too high on popcorn, candy, and drinks. Thompson claims that the amount to pay for movie snacks have resulted in price gouging. For those of you who don't know, price gouging is basically monopolizing or when a company makes their prices so high on purpose because they know there is no other competitor. If there is only one movie theater where you live, that's a pretty good sign that you need a change of scenery. I'm talking to you, Alaska residents. Thompson usually brings his own food to the theater until he finally saw a sign that said patrons can no longer bring outside food into the theater. This caused Mr. Thompson to throw a little hissyfit and sue the company to force them and the theaters around them to lower their prices. This guys needs to smoke some weed and calm the hell down. Hasn't he ever heard of sneaking food in? This guy needs to get a girlfriend so he can actually take a girl out to dinner after a movie and when he wants to be cheap he can just put food into her vagina like they do in women's prison.

Source: Yahoo
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Booked At School: 11-year-old Gets Arrested For Bad Manners

An 11-year-old girl in Colorado was arrested at her middle school after she being disobedient, rude, and argumentative. Good thing I didn't go to school in Colorado because I would be arrested every day. According to the report, the student was walking to her locker to get a sweater and the assistant principal came up to her to talk to her during her lunch period. The student walked away mid-sentence saying, "I don't have time for this." School officials sent her to a counselor and after those efforts failed, the campus officer took her to a juvenile facility called "The Link." I don't see what the problem is. If it's lunch time, I'm sure she had a basketball player or two she had to meet up with so they can play zipper bumping behind the bleachers. Besides, they didn't have to arrest her. I'm sure a simple after-school detention would have done the trick. But the thing that bugs me the most is the juvenile hall. Why is it called The Link? Is it just me or does that sound like a dating site where people go to pretend to be someone they're not?

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What A Steal: Man Robs Girl Then Asks Her On A Date

A man named John Jardini has been arrested for robbery and assault after he stole $60 from a girl after she got off the bus. At this point, most normal robbers would leave their victims alone, but instead, Jardini decided to call the girl twice to ask her out on a date. Talk about romantic... Police attempted to catch the robber through tracing the phone calls but were actually able to catch him after he assaulted the same girl a second time and her mother outside of a grocery store. Rob me once, shame on you. Rob me twice, that's just silly. This guy obviously didn't think things through. He robbed a girl who only had $60. If she's getting off of the bus, that's probably all she has. Let's just hope he got the mother's number, too, from the second assault.

Source: Huffington Post
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Full Of Crap: Toilets at University of Chicago Are Exploding

A dormitory hall at the University of Chicago has bathrooms with very unsanitary conditions, water outages, and exploding toilets. I've seen toilets with unsanitary conditions and water outages because I made the mistake of having Indian food for dinner one night. However, I've never heard of exploding toilets. A freshman at the university named Michelle Rodriguez said, "In a 24-hour period, the plumbing exploded twice, and exploded with such force and severity that a toilet bowl … shattered, throwing porcelain shards across the bathroom." I wish I was there to see that. This gives a whole new meaning to the term, "dropping a bomb." Rodriguez went on to say that the explosion left "pieces of someone else's excrement on my hair, my face, my lips." I don't know about you guys, but I think this is hilarious. That is also probably the worst time to run out of toilet paper.

Source: UPI

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Artificial Death: Lady Climbs Out Of Her Coffin Before Her Funeral

A woman in China managed to climb out of her coffin six days after her neighbors thought she was dead. She was actually unconscious from tripping and hitting her head, which happened two weeks before her neighbors found her.  The neighbor who found her was going on his daily visit to give her breakfast and saw her motionless in her bed. If she tripped and hit her head, how the fuck did she land on her bed? And if she did land on her bed, what the fuck does she use for pillows? Bamboo? After finding her lifeless on the bed, her neighbor shook her as hard as he could and gave her CPR, but her body responded to nothing. The neighbors went so far as to lay her in a coffin and hold a wake for her friends and family to give their condolences. However, the day before the funeral, the neighbors saw that the coffin was empty and found the lady cooking in her kitchen. One doctor says she was probably suffering an artificial death where someone's body is still warm, but they have no breath. What if Whitney Houston was suffering an artificial death? She'd probably be banging on that coffin screaming, "Bobbay!" Either way, let's all congratulate Whitney on being sober for 25 days.

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As an alcoholic, I have not obtained my driver's license because I care about my community. Granted, there are times when I wish I could have a car because the drive thru at Taco Bell actually requires you to have one. Trust me, I've tried. Either way, I still like to stay updated on the latest laws and I ran into an article that listed the six strangest driving laws in California. Number 1 said no woman is allowed to drive while wearing a bathrobe. So Britney Spears can't drive with a bathrobe, but she can still flash her vagina if she's in her car. Number 5 says no one is allowed to pour salt on the road in Hermosa Beach, CA. I don't know if legislators know this, but sand is actually sea salt. I'll allow everyone to think about that for a minute. Number 6 says any car without a driver is not allowed to go over 60 mph. That would explain why Charlie Sheen never got arrested for driving his cars off the road. Allegedly... However, a couple of them actually made sense to me, like number 2, which says no one is allowed to plant crops on a road in Chico, California. I've never been to Chico but the last thing I want is Google Maps to tell me to turn left and drive into the middle of a god damn corn field. Number 3, which says no one is allowed to dry their car with used underwear, also made sense because that's just gross. I don't know why anyone would do that unless they were prejudice against towels or in a hurry to join a wet panties contest.

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