I Diddy Mean To Hurt You: Didd Apologizes For His Explosion

P. Diddy or Diddy or whatever he wants to call himself took to Twitter to apologize about a recent outrage he had at a nightclub. He was attending a BET Hip Hop Awards afterparty and became aggressively angry when he saw a patron drinking Grey Goose when the Hip Hopper is known for promoting Ciroc Vodka. Diddy threatened to get violent and yelled a series of racial and homophobic expletives. I'm sure you guys can use your imaginations to figure out what he said. If not, the words rhyme with Trigga and Bob Saget. 

T.I., who was right beside Diddy through the whole altercation, was trying to calm him down and get him out of the situation. He tells The Hollywood Gossip that, "Put that shit down... put that shit down before I come smack that purple shirt off your ass." That's when T.I. tried to reason with Diddy telling him, "Let them niggas drink what the fuck they want man. I love you nigga ... you know I will go to war with you, but come on man ... let's go."

I love black people. I love their energy especially when they're the only ones laughing at me when I do stand-up. But at the same time, some of them can get real crazy if you piss them off. Trust me, I've dated plenty of them to know you shouldn't call them by a different name in bed. It's not pretty. 

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Taking Deaths: T.I. Talks Man Out of Suicide

T.I., one of my many chocolate bunny favorites, was listening to Ryan Cameron's V103 radio show based in Atlanta and heard there was a man on top of their building who wanted to jump off. When T.I. heard the news, he called the radio station and asked if there was anything he could do to prevent the man from jumping off the 22-story building. I, as the jumper, could have came up with some pretty creative ideas for T.I. Cameron asked T.I. to come over where he made a video saying "Nothing is that bad. Nothing in life is worth taking your life. I'm here to help you. Please come down to talk to me." Had I seen that video, I would've been in the lobby in a minute. Naked.

Aside from saving lives, T.I. is due in court this Friday to face the music about violating his probation by getting arrested for drug possession. If only I was the judge that had the responsibility of sentencing T.I. I would open my heart, open my legs, and sentence him to the same work-release program as Montana Fishburne.

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Kristen Stewart Doesn't Kiss and Tell

In her interview with Elle, Kristen Stewart, that chick from Twilight, says she will never talk about her love life. She says that she's working hard to maintain her privacy and states "I can't be alone and I like being alone." With that in mind, I'm having trouble believing she has a love life. I think if she really wanted to be alone then maybe she should have thought a few things through before becoming an actress. Just a thought. She also talks about the paparazzi and says "they're  like thugs." Hey dumb ass, how about you take your antisocial attitude out of your Beverly Hills hotel room and drive thirty minutes to Compton. Then you'll find some thugs. You can also Google T.I.

Stewart also talks about how people criticize her behavior in public. She says that when she's on the red carpet people think she's miserable. "It’s not that I’m miserable, it’s just that somebody’s yelling at me…I literally, sometimes, have to keep myself from crying..." Lesson #1: if you have to keep yourself from crying in public, there's a pretty good chance you're miserable. She goes on to talk about how she acts when giving speeches. “I think it’s funny that when I go onstage to accept an award, they think I’m nervous, uncomfortable, and awkward—and I am—but those are bad words for them.” I'm not exactly a wordsmith and nor do I own a thesaurus, but I have seen Stewart accept an award and I think those words hit the nail on the head. Same goes for the term "basket case."