Bunny Brawl: Hugh Hefner's Son Beats 2011 Playmate of the Year

TMZ has reported that 2011's Playboy Playmate of the Year, Claire Sinclaire, has filed a restraining order against Hugh Hefner's son, Marston, after beating her up following an argument. I don't know why Marston would beat up Sinclaire. He should really be beating up his father for giving him such a silly name. She told TMZ through a video interview that the restraining order last 5 days, but police officers told TMZ the restraining order lasts for 3. I'm going to take the police's word for this one since most bunnies can only count to however many Viagra pills Hugh needs to take to become erect. Police found several injuries on Sinclaire's body and apparently she's more than okay since she took to Twitter to say, "There’s two types of pain in the world – pain that hurts you, and pain that makes you stronger. All of your positivity is giving me strength." I'm actually surprised she didn't include three types of pain and talk about the one that's part of a window. 

Source: Gossip Cop & TMZ

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Black-Listed: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Block Their Kids From Googling Them

According to an article by People, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have their names blocked on all of their children's computers to prevent them from looking them up on any search engine. I think a more logical subject to block from their computers is how to run away from home. I can sort of understand where these two are coming from because I'd hate for my kid to come up and ask me, "Mommy, did you really make out with your brother?" or "Daddy, what's a homewrecker?" The article goes on to say that Pitt claims he and Jolie are not searching for themselves either saying, "We don't even notice all the noise." What noise? The only noise that those two are making is adopting a kid from a third-world country. The article also mentions Pitt's thoughts on being 50 in about 2 years. He says, "I love becoming an older man. Your thoughts get clearer." Hugh Hefner said the same thing, but instead of thoughts getting clearer, he said Viagra bottles. Pitt also says he wants to get married because it means more to their kids. Since when have they ever thought about what their kids wanted? Angelina Jolie took Pax to Iraq for his birthday. I'm sure all he really wanted was a slice of pizza at Chuck E. Cheese and play Super Mario Kart with his melting pot siblings.

Source: People Magazine

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Return To Sender: Craig Ferguson Receives A Death Threat

Someone sent Craig Ferguson, host of The Late Late Show on CBS, a death threat letter by putting a white substance in an envelope and sending it to his studio. It turns out that substance wasn't toxic or even dangerous so we can rule out the substance from being anthrax or laundry detergent for Hugh Hefner's crab-infested bath robe. Although the substance wasn't life threatening, there was an attached letter that threatened Ferguson's life. Two people who came into contact with the substance had to be quarantined and police believe the letter came from Europe. If it came from France we can rule out deodorant since nobody in that country uses it.

Another incident happened at the Dancing With The Stars studio last November. Though police never made a connection, a source claims a death threat was made for Bristol Palin while she was on the CBS reality competition. It turned out someone sent talcum powder in an attempt to make it look like anthrax. I wouldn't be surprised if CBS was sending the wrong substances to the wrong departments when they actually meant to send cocaine to Charlie Sheen.

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Playboy Playtime: Hugh Hefner Talks About Sex Life

Hugh Hefner tells the New York Times how his sex life works with the playmates and Viagra. One word: eew. He claims that he doesn't use a lot of Viagra, but that it does help at the age of 84. At 84, I think the only thing that can help my sex life is a vibrator. Former playboy bunny, Kendra Wilkinson, talks about having an orgy with Hefner and all of the other playmates. "One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef's room... It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn't it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him... for about a minute." Looks like the Viagra doesn't help out that much, minute man. Another former playboy bunny, Jill Ann Spaulding also describes an orgy with Hefner saying, "Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited..." I have a boyfriend a lot like Hef. His name is Blow-Up Doll.

Photo: Manny the Movie Guy