Playboy Playtime: Hugh Hefner Talks About Sex Life

Hugh Hefner tells the New York Times how his sex life works with the playmates and Viagra. One word: eew. He claims that he doesn't use a lot of Viagra, but that it does help at the age of 84. At 84, I think the only thing that can help my sex life is a vibrator. Former playboy bunny, Kendra Wilkinson, talks about having an orgy with Hefner and all of the other playmates. "One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef's room... It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn't it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him... for about a minute." Looks like the Viagra doesn't help out that much, minute man. Another former playboy bunny, Jill Ann Spaulding also describes an orgy with Hefner saying, "Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited..." I have a boyfriend a lot like Hef. His name is Blow-Up Doll.

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Hooking Up With the Kardashians: Kim and Miles Cuddle

Not too long ago, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush separated a while back, which made me a very happy chocolate lover. It's the only Bush I'll ever go down on. Sorry, George. But obviously, I can't compete with someone who's no fat and all ass. Kim has recently moved on to a new football player by the name of Miles Austin and I must say I definitely approve. The two were seen cuddling and having margaritas so they obviously know how to have a good time.

According to Us, "the Kardashians are good luck," says a source. In 2007, Jessica Simpson was made fun of for being a jinx when she dated Tony Romo. I'm guessing if you're a blond that dates a professional athlete, you must be bad luck. Also see: Kendra Wilkinson.

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Porn Part Deux: Kendra Has Another Sex Tape.

Apparently Kendra Wilkinson made a sex tape a long time ago and it's now resurfaced. According to Star, the tape is going to be released at the end of May of this year. I didn't even know it was good enough to come out in theaters. The guy she made the sex tape with, Justin Frye, is Kendra's ex-boyfriend and responsible for releasing the tape. She broke up with Frye when he was around the age of 21 and then moved to the Playboy Mansion with her new boyfriend Hugh Hefner, who was in his 70's. Talk about trying new things. Or in this case old things. However, now she's married to pro NFL athlete Hank Bask and I'm not going to lie, I couldn't be anymore jealous.

Now, according to Radaronline.com, Kendra has another sex tape but this time it's with a girl. "This is really, really graphic and showing her in compromising positions; things you would think would be embarrassing for her," says one source, whose name probably starts with an "H" and ends with "olly Madison." First of all, if she's a former playboy bunny, I don't think she has anything to really be shy about. Second, who cares. It's no big secret that people are having sex. I've got Kendra's back on this one because I know I've done a lot of things that I'm not proud of and I've slept with many people that wouldn't even touch me had I been sober.