It's A Hit and Miss: Michaele Salahi Releases Her First Single

Michaele Salahi, from Real Houswives of Washington, D.C., has released her first single called "Bump It," which is also the name of her philosophy with invitations. The single was released on iTunes not too long ago and it's just as bad as you think it would be. Salahi says her inspiration came from Oprah when they met over the Kennedy Convention when Obama's inauguration was held. Salahi says Oprah told her she had a good voice so I guess it took her only a short two years to release her first single. I would usually call Salahi a liar, but it makes sense if Oprah likes listening to Ke$ha live after she just had a good weekend. I don't know why people keep trying to become famous after they participate in a reality TV show. In order to become famous you need to have a talent. Kim Kardashian is good at having sex with black men and Paris Hilton is good at making up dumb excuses when cops find cocaine in her purse. If you really want to know how bad the single sounds, you can listen to it here (courtesy of Rumor Fix). In my next blog, I'll show directions on how to jump out of a window.

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