Showing posts with label George Michael. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Michael. Show all posts

Nov 2, 2010

Demi Lo-Vanish: Lovato Leaves Tour To Seek Medical Treatment

I was on Twitter looking up all of my gossip sites and a bunch of them were on my feed saying something along the lines of "Demi Lovato Quits Tour, Enters Treatment." Of course I was disappointed to find out she wasn't doing drugs. I wouldn't hate her for doing drugs. In fact, I'd understand. If I was surrounded by 3 boys who said they didn't want to have sex with me, I'd be texting George Michael for some ecstasy. It turns out the girl withdrew from her tour to seek medical attention for other problems while she was in Peru, which obviously means she didn't get a chance to try the grilled chicken they have there. Her rep says "Demi has decided to take personal responsibility for her actions and seek help. She is doing just that. She regrets not being able to finish her tour, but is looking forward to getting back to work in the near future." In 'Demi Lovato' I think that means, "I'm a horny bitch with needs and don't want to resort to all of the uncircumcized Peruvians here." Her rep continues to say the reason Lovato sought treatment in the first place was because of "emotional and physical issues she has dealt with for some time." Again, I don't speak 'Demi' but I'm guessing the "emotional" issues involve breaking up with the Jonas queer she dated and the "physical issues" are the lack of intercourse. However, a 'close source' told People  "She was bullied in school. She fought through eating disorders and has struggled with cutting. …" which sounds like every girl in high school. We all get made fun of from time to time, we all enjoy McDonald's more than we should, and who the hell doesn't cut in high school? I know I never wanted to wait in those long ass lunch lines. 

Photo: The Daily Fill


Jul 6, 2010

What a Hit: George Michael Crashes... Again.

George Michael is apparently a hot mess. Back in 2007, he got his license taken away for obstructing a traffic light and police found him under the influence of a variety of drugs. I think I just made a new friend. Then, last August, Michael crashed his range rover into a 7 ton truck, but he wasn't charged for anything. I'm guessing he can give a hell of a blow job then. This past Sunday, George Michael crashed his car into the front of a store called Snappy Snaps. With a name like that I think the store deserves destruction. Thank you, George Michael. I can't really get mad at this man. If i was responsible enough to get my license I know that I would have been in just as many crashes, if not more, in three years, myself. I'm not old enough to really know who George Michael is, but I know one thing is for sure: he really knows how to party. He also released an apology statement saying "I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them," It's okay, George. I don't think you have fans anymore.

Photo: Eat Sleep Celebrity