K-Pain or T-$ha: T-Pain and Ke$ha In Love?

Photos and messaged have been posted on twitter that are leading many people to believe that Ke$ha and T-Pain are turning into an item. An item that T-Pain cleverly titled "K-Pain." I don't know if K-Pain is a real or it's just a publicity stunt, but I do know that the visuals are giving me some major I-Pain (get it? eye-pain?). Either way, they have been tweeting about their alleged feelings where T-Pain says, “Last night I found out I’m in love wit @keshasuxx," which means he obviously loves her whiskey breath, and Ke$ha says, “Um. F***ing love u @TPAIN. U get me. Come find me.” I think the only reason he gets her, and probably is the only one who gets her, is because they both speak in auto-tune. The pair were also seen in Vegas at Larry Flynt's strip club where Ke$ha stuffed dollar bills down the panties of various strippers, which doesn't surprise me at all. There are also alleged rumors that T-Pain is still married, which would make another rapper a cheater. Also not surprising.

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Tramp Stamp: Angelina Jolie Explains New Tattoo

I just want to go on record and say that I don't care much for Angelina Jolie, but I'm writing a stupid story about her because she was all over my twitter page when I was viewing my "Gossip" list. Obviously entertainment news companies need to start getting something going on in their lives, so I can, too. Before getting inked, Angelina already had a tattoo of a 6 lines of numbers and letters that represented the latitudes and longitudes of the birth places of her 6 children. Precious... Now there's been an uproar of her adding a 7th line because people are starting to believe that she is going to adopt a 7th child. Granted, the logic of that story makes sense, but people should have stopped caring after the first line, like me at one of Charlie Sheen's parties. Annoyed, Jolie explains in an interview that the 7th line is the birthplace of Brad Pitt. She says, "Well, if they know that it's latitude and longitude they would have figured out quickly that it was Brad's birthplace. It doesn't take much investigation to figure that one out." What an asshole. Nobody pays attention to latitude and longitude anymore. It's called Google Maps. Another thing, the coordinates are of Shawnee, Oklahoma, which is in the middle of Tornado Alley. The only people who should be living there are Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton. Also see: Twister (the movie).

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It's A Hit and Miss: Michaele Salahi Releases Her First Single

Michaele Salahi, from Real Houswives of Washington, D.C., has released her first single called "Bump It," which is also the name of her philosophy with invitations. The single was released on iTunes not too long ago and it's just as bad as you think it would be. Salahi says her inspiration came from Oprah when they met over the Kennedy Convention when Obama's inauguration was held. Salahi says Oprah told her she had a good voice so I guess it took her only a short two years to release her first single. I would usually call Salahi a liar, but it makes sense if Oprah likes listening to Ke$ha live after she just had a good weekend. I don't know why people keep trying to become famous after they participate in a reality TV show. In order to become famous you need to have a talent. Kim Kardashian is good at having sex with black men and Paris Hilton is good at making up dumb excuses when cops find cocaine in her purse. If you really want to know how bad the single sounds, you can listen to it here (courtesy of Rumor Fix). In my next blog, I'll show directions on how to jump out of a window.

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