Dirrty Girl: Nude Photos of Christina Aguilera Leak

It always pisses me off when I have to hear about nude celebrity photos because one, it's almost always a female showing off her landing strip and two, when it's a man he has to show off his small, flaccid penis (Brett Favre). Unfortunately this time, it had to be Christina Aguilera. If only her body was as beautiful as her voice. And don't ask me why she has bruises on her right knee, but hopefully I'm hoping its for the same reason I usually end up with bruises on my knees after a productive day at happy hour. Anywho, so Aguilera is claiming that the photos were meant to be seen by her stylist only and a hacker somehow got into her stylist's account and leaked the photos. I totally do the same thing and send some of my nude photos to my stylist, as well. His name is Mr. List. Craig's List. I don't know if the hacker story is true or not, but my guess is the hacker is probably the stylist himself. People are starting to ask questions and have reason to believe that this incident is happening pretty close to her recent divorce and the release of her new movie Burlesque. According to Popeater, the photos were taken around the time she filmed her music video for her single "Not Myself Tonight." I don't know what her plan is with the photos, but if it's to publicize her movie I'm not going to let it work for me. By the way, everyone should go see Burlesque now in theaters.

Photo: Hollywood Life

Miley Virus: Miley Ain't Tryna Be No Slut

Miley Cyrus has been getting a lot of criticism lately for being to racy for her age. In her latest music video for her single "Can't Be Tamed" she wears a corset and hot pants in one scene and a leotard with thigh high boots in another. Miley tells Associated Press, "What I'm trying to do is make a point with my record and look consistent, in the way my record sounds and the way I dress." I don't really know if Miley is trying to be slutty or not, but if she is, this is definitely a good excuse. If only I were a singer.

Critics say she is too young to be showing that much skin. Caesar says she isn't showing enough. So what if she's showing some skin and dancing on stripper poles? Clearly, Miley isn't trying to be slutty, but she is trying to be a stripper. Everybody went through their sex appeal phase. Britney Spears was all sweet and innocent when she debuted in a school girl outfit and then she started showing off her pink taco to the paparazzi. Christina Aguilera was a girl next door when she was a genie in a bottle and then she decided to get dirrty. Now it's Miley's turn. If she wants to start taking up drugs, flash her lady bits to the paparazzi, or shave her head to pass a drug test then let her. I'm going to need some juicy stories for this shitty blog.