Joint Release: Soulja Boy Gets Locked Up While Movie Gets Released

Soulja Boy is in custody after being caught with a substantial amount of weed with five other homies he was riding with in Georgia early Tuesday morning. Soulja Boy was riding in a cadillac with four other men when they were stopped at a checkpoint. Along with the weed, officers found a large amount of cash and guns inside the car. Weed, guns, and a cadillac; it sounds like all the ingredients of my black phase. Soulja Boy and his army were also charged with an intent to sell the weed, which is pretty stupid because everyone knows rappers smoke hella weed. Right, Snoop Dogg? Also, the officers were not sure if anyone in the car had a license for the guns, but if they're with Soulja Boy, then probably not. Ironically, Soulja Boy got arrested on the same day his movie got released. I guess it's a documentary about his life, which is going to be an hour-and-a-half montage of him Superman-ing a bunch of hoes.

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Congratulations, It's A Soulja Boy!: Soulja Boy Denies Impregnating Girl

My source for this blog is BET entertainment blog, which for the record needs to post more blogs because black drama is my favorite. If they could post as many stories as TMZ or as many stupid things to talk about as OK! magazine, it would make my job a lot easier. My blog could use the help. Anywho, I read an article about Soulja Boy and how he's having drama with some girl named Kat Stacks, which by the way is the same name as my friend from LA. My friend from LA is also a hooker. Earlier this year, Ms. Stacks posted a video of Soulja Boy allegedly snorting cocaine and now she's spreading rumors saying she's carrying Soulja Boy's baby. Of course, Soulja Boy is denying that he impregnated Stacks, which isn't surprising because no rapper would admit to impregnating a woman. In an interview with DJ Drama, Soulja Boy mentions how the allegations have given him 4 times the ass he was getting beforehand. Looks like he's going to start doing 4 times the denying.

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