According to an article by People, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have their names blocked on all of their children's computers to prevent them from looking them up on any search engine. I think a more logical subject to block from their computers is how to run away from home. I can sort of understand where these two are coming from because I'd hate for my kid to come up and ask me, "Mommy, did you really make out with your brother?" or "Daddy, what's a homewrecker?" The article goes on to say that Pitt claims he and Jolie are not searching for themselves either saying, "We don't even notice all the noise." What noise? The only noise that those two are making is adopting a kid from a third-world country. The article also mentions Pitt's thoughts on being 50 in about 2 years. He says, "I love becoming an older man. Your thoughts get clearer." Hugh Hefner said the same thing, but instead of thoughts getting clearer, he said Viagra bottles. Pitt also says he wants to get married because it means more to their kids. Since when have they ever thought about what their kids wanted? Angelina Jolie took Pax to Iraq for his birthday. I'm sure all he really wanted was a slice of pizza at Chuck E. Cheese and play Super Mario Kart with his melting pot siblings.
